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Hallo EVERYBODY! :) hab hier aus dem Internet viele feine Rezepte (für Essen, Salben und !Substrate!) zusammengetragen! leider sind n Haufen Sachen auf Englisch!!! VIEL SPASS BEIM KOCHEN und REZEPTELN!!!!

 

MARIJUANA MUSHROOM PIZZA!

1 onion, sliced
1/2 cup marijuana, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 pizza base
3 sliced mushrooms
2 tablespoons tomato paste
3 teaspoons mixed herbs
1 chopped green capsicum
1/2 cup cheddar cheese
1/2 cup mozzarella cheese
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small can pineapple pieces

Spread tomato paste over pizza base.
Sprinkle with herbs, leaf, garlic, onions and olive oil.
Top with remaining ingredients.
Cover with cheeses and bake at 200 degrees C
for 10-15 minutes or until cheese is lightly browned.


HOW TO MAKE HASH ???


Take dried marijuana and crush it up into a fine powder.
Put the powder in a jar with 100% pure Isopropyl alcohol,
so the alcohol covers the powder.

Soak in a dark place for anywhere from a couple of hours to
a few days. Pour the mixture through a screen onto a glass
plate. A fine kitchen strainer or gold coffee filter work well.

Evaporate the liquid carefully. This can be done either by
letting it sit out in a warm place or by heating it up. If
you're going to heat it, be careful...it's flammable. Do it
someplace with good ventilation, preferably near a kitchen
exhaust fan that blows outside.

Scrape up the tar with a razor blade or spatula. Try to
choose a pan or bowl that won't be harmed by a razor (glass?).

If it is too sticky, add a little dry powder till it attains
the consistancy of silly putty. Work it over and over. This
seems to make it bind together. Practice makes perfect.

Use in any way you'd normally use hash!


HASH BROWNIES
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1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
3/4 cup cake flour 3 eggs
1 cup sugar 1/2 cup sweet butter
3 oz. unsweetened chocolate 5 grams powdered hash

Melt the chocolate and butter together, then add sugar and hash.
The mixture must be beaten until it is creamy. Sift flour,
baking powder, and salt together, and then add to mixture.
Pour the mixture into a cookie tray and bake for thirty
minutes at 375 degrees. When cool, cut brownies into small
squares and top with chopped nuts.

SPAGHETTI SAUCE
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1 can (6 oz.) tomato paste 1 can (6 oz.) water
2 tablespoons olive oil 1/2 clove minced garlic
1/2 cup chopped onions 1 bay leaf
1/2 cup chopped marijuana 1 pinch thyme
1 pinch pepper 1/2 teaspoon salt

Mix in a large pot, cover and simmer with frequent stirring
for two hours. Serve over spaghetti.


BANANA BREAD
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1/2 cup shortening 1 cup mashed bananas
2 eggs 2 cups sifted flour
1 teaspoon lemon juice 1/2 cup chopped marijuana
3 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup sugar 1 cup chopped nuts

Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture.
Separately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first
mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then
mix all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375
degrees.


LASAGNE

1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 can tomatoes
1 can red kidney beans (or 500g mince)
3 tablespoons tomato paste
2 teaspoons mixed herbs
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon sugar
1 cup coarsely chopped marijuana
1 box instant lasagne sheets
olive oil for frying
butter
Cheese sauce:
3 tablespoons cannabutter
4 tablespoons plain flour
1 1/2 cups milk
1/2 cup cheese

Saute cannabis in sufficient butter until wilted, set aside.
Saute onion and garlic in olive oil until onion is clear.
Add herbs and kidney beans and simmer until soft.
(If using mince, fry until browned)

Add tomatoes and sugar and break up the tomatoes.
Stir in tomato paste and simmer until sauce has thickened.
Cheese sauce: Melt butter in a small saucepan.
Mix flour into butter making a paste. Gradually add milk
to paste until all has blended. Simmer on a low heat until
thickened and add cheese. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Butter lasagne dish and layer with sheets.
Spread with sauce then cheese sauce. Then another
layer of sheets, then more sauce and cheese sauce until
all has been used.

Bake in a 190 degree C oven for 30 minutes or until
cheese has browned and sheets are softened when tested
with a skewer.


CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

125g cannabutter
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 1/2 cups plain flour
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup choc chips
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate soda
1/3 cup walnuts, chopped

Preheat oven to 190 degrees C.
Cream butter and gradually add mixed sugars
beating until mixture is light and fluffy.
Beat in eggs and vanilla.
Sift flour, salt and soda into a bowl.
Stir into the butter until it forms a smooth batter.
Stir in the nuts and choc chips.
Drop teaspoonfuls of mixture onto well greased trays,
leaving 3cm between cookies.
Bake for 10-15 minutes or until lightly browned.
Cool on a wire rack.


OATMEAL SQUARES

2 Ounces marijuana
1 Cup butter (Cannabutter is best - see above)
2 Cups water

Boil togather for 1 hour. Strain hot mix, rinse with more
hot water to wash out the butter from the marijuana. Let it
stand in a cool place. The butter should harden on top of
the water. Skim off and save the butter, and throw out gross
water and the boiled marijuana, don't worry they both have
served their purpose.


JAMAICAN HASH COFFEE

This Jamaican coffee makes an inspiring start to the day,
and satisfies four people.

1 gram hash
2 nips O.P. rum
4 teaspoons instant coffee

Dissolve the hash in the rum by crushing over a low heat.
In a mortar dissolves the instant coffee and sugar to taste
in about 1 dessertspoon of cold water.
Mix and grind till resulting paste turns a light milk coffee
colour.
Add hash/rum mixture and stir until evenly distributed in
coffee paste.
Divide evenly into four cups.
Pour in hot water and stir lightly.
Over the back of an upturned spoon pour cream so it floats
on froth.

Savour the taste!!


!!!!!HOW TO MAKE LSD IN YOUR KITCHEN????????????

1-Grind up 150 grams of morning glory seeds or Hawaiian wood
rose seeds.
2-In 130 cc. of petroleum ether, soak the seeds for two days.
3-Filter the solution through a tight screen.
4-Throw away the liquid, and allow the seed mush to dry.
5-For two days allow the mush to soak in 110 cc. of wood alcohol.
6-Filter the solution again, saving the liquid and labeling it "1".
7-Resoak the mush in 110 cc. of wood alcohol for two days.
8-Filter and throw away the mush.
9-Add the liquid from the second soak to the solution labeled "1".
10-Pour the liquid into a cookie tray and allow it to evaporate.
11-When all the liquid has evaporated, a yellow gum remains.
This should be scraped up and put into capsules.
30 grams of morning glory seeds = one trip
15 Hawaiian wood rose seeds = one trip
Many companies, such as Northop-King, have been coating their
seeds with a toxic chemical, which is poison. Order from
a wholesale company or a company that sells legal highs.

Übersetzt:

1-Pulverisiere 150 g Hawaiianische Waldrosen Samen

2-In 130 cc.Waschbenzin Waschbenzin 2 Tage lang einweichen

3-Die Lösung durch einen dünnen Sieb filtern

4-Die Flüssigkeit wegschütten und die Samen zu einem Brei zermahlen

5-2 Tage lang die Samen in 110 cc. starken alkohol (StrohRum)einlegen

6-Die Flüssigkeit wieder filtern und das flüssige in ein Gläschen (Nr.1)

7-Den Brei (samen) nochmal in 110cc.alcohol einlegen (wieder 2 Tage)

8-Abfiltern und den Brei entfernen

9-Füge die Flüssigkeit der 2ten einweichung dem Gläschen (Nr.1) beifügen

10-Die flüssigkeiten in einen "cookie tray" und aufdampfen lassen

11-'Wenn die Flüssigkeit verdampft ist bleibt eine gelbe Masse übrig

12-diese masse wird abgekratzt und "eingecapselt"

15 Samen der Hawaianischen Waldrose = ein Trip


 

Hexensalbe:

Rezept

10 Gramm Hühnerfett

5 Gramm Bilsenkraut (Blüten oder Samen),

2 Gramm Belladonna (Tollkirsche)

5 Gramm Knoblauch

3 Gramm Sonnenblumenkerne

10 Gramm Weizen

Mischen, in der Sonne trocknen lassen, zu einem feinen Pulver zerreiben und mit dem Fett mischen. Luftdicht aufbewahren. Bei Gebrauch den Solar plexus, Halsansatz, Arm- und Kniekehlen, Handflächen und Fußsohlen einreiben. Nach der Ankunft alles gründlich abwaschen und den Körper mit Vaseline einreiben.

Inspirationssalbe

Wenn ihnen jede Idee fehlt, wie sie bestimmte Dinge in die richtigen Bahnen lenken können, oder wenn sie mehr über ihre Zukunft wissen woll, hilft die folgende Salbe, die Inspiration wieder anzuregen und den Blick zu öffnen.

Zutaten:

  • 50 ml Lanolin
  • 30 ml Weizenkeimöl
  • 20 ml Glycerin
  • 3 Tropfen Rosenöl
  • 5 Tropfen Verbenaöl
  • 10 Tropfen Bergamottöl
  • 20 Tropfen Rosengeranienöl

1.) Schmelzen sie das Lanolin im Wasserbad, und geben sie unter rühren das Weizenkeimöl, das Glycerin und die ätherischen Öle dazu. Achten sie darauf, dass die Mischung nicht kocht.

2.) Wenn alle Zutaten gut zu einer cremigen Masse vermengt sind, lassen sie diese unter rühren abkühlen. Füllen sie dann die Creme in eine schöne Dose ab.

3.) Betupfen sie bei Bedarf die Handgelenke am Puls mit der Creme, und geben sie auch etwas Creme auf ihr "drittes Auge" zwischen den Augenbrauen. Versuchen sie sich zu entspannen, und warten sie, bis die Inspiration zu fließen beginnt.

Wirkung: Gedanken anregend, inspirirend

 

Absinth

130 g Wermut

25 g Ysop

30 g Zitronenmelisse

80 g Sternanis

20 g Anis

20 g Pfefferminze

2 l Trinkalkohol (94%-ig)

Alles zusammen mischen und ca. 2 Wochen ziehen lassen. Anschließend abfiltern.




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